Hey there! My name is Abigail or Abby for short. If you came on here looking for a
censored, perfect mom blog this is not the place. I am a momma of one. I have a beautiful daughter and an amazing boyfriend. This is the place where moms can feel free to say potty words. I have extreme anxiety, some trauma (which I think makes me funny), and lots of overthinking. I'm happy to welcome you to my corner of the internet. Born and raised in sunny Arizona where it is hotter than satan’s booty crack. I find my inspiration in the fact that I am sick and tired of that Monday through Friday 9 to 5 lifestyle and women that like to make others feel like their life is Instagram perfect. From a young age, I have always kept a little diary or journal of my life; so I said f*ck it, why not, start a blog. So I did. When I’m not at work, taking care of my daughter or taking a sh*t you can often find me with (hopefully) a good book in my hand, savoring a way overpriced iced coffee, or attempting to make others laugh even if it’s just myself.Grab a cup of your favorite coffee, tea, or energy drink and snacks, make yourself
comfortable, and let's embark on life’s journey together!
Pictured is my daughter Stevie and her daddy (my boyfriend) Nathaniel.